- what a girl says: i'm fine
- what she's thinking: chicken nuggets
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg
My dog does this to my mom.
STOP. I wasn’t expecting that.
I’ve been dying laughing at this for 15 minutes now.
The cat is me on family holidays.
I don’t normally reblog cat gifs… but this made me snort xD
this is my favourite cat gif
- Soviet Union: It was an honor serving with you
- America: Yeah, your government sucks
- Japan: WHY AMERICA! WHY! OH GOD LOOK AT HIROSHIMA NOW!!!
- America: Oh calm down, all we did was kill over 300,000 people, no big deal
- Soviet Union: Those atom bombs seem nice
- America: Well, we were the first to use it so, ha!
- Soviet Union: Well..... I'd like to see you get to the moon first
- America: You're on!
- England: Would you guys just whip is out and measure it already!
- America: England, just worry about rebuilding London again okay!?
- Soviet Union: Cuba looks nice
- Cuba: Why thank you
- Soviet Union: Can we use you as a missile base?
- America: Wait. What?
- Cuba: Be my guest
- Soviet Union: Thanks!
- America: Thats it, Im going to block all of your ports
- Cuba: Whatever.
- Soviet Union: Theres nothing better than the smell of nuke in the morning
I think I would die if I got to go to a Mayday Parade concert. Ugh, it would be so perfect hearing my favorite band playing live and getting to breathe the same air and be in the same room.
this is the coolest post ive ever seen on tumblr
its so fucking fluid and smooth and omg